Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
