Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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