Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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