You surviving the open bar?
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Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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