I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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