Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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