I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.