I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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