The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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