i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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