New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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