I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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