if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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