i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you win again, gameday.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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