It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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