We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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