so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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