she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
that's an acceptable place to lick
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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