I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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