i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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