There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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