IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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