OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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