So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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