we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.