its not stalking. its research.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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