is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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