1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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