the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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