I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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