Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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