Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
