All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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