YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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