Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.