Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I am naked and annoyed.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend