wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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