How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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