i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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