...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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