I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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