Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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