carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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