My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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