I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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