I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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