if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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