Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I could make wine with my vomit
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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