How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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