In the future we'll all be gay
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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