i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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