Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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