yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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